英语小笑话带翻译

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    黎彪虞  ______ 一) 迪尼斯之旅(中英) On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days,we headed for home. 佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方.一...

    15082859757:   英语幽默笑话带翻译 -
    黎彪虞  ______ Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why ...

    15082859757:   英语短笑话带翻译 -
    黎彪虞  ______ Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦, 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫...

    15082859757:   急求英语小笑话 附有中文翻译的 -
    黎彪虞  ______ Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行." Mother: Freddie,...

    15082859757:   简单的英语小笑话(带翻译) -
    黎彪虞  ______ So a guy goes to a fancy dress party with nothing but a girl on his back. “So what are you supposed to be?” the host asked. “I'm a snail.” The guy replied. The host said. “But all you've got is that girl on your back!” “That's not just any girl, ...

    15082859757:   英语小笑话,要带翻译,还要很好笑,最好很短,越短越好, -
    黎彪虞  ______ Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so ...

    15082859757:   英语爆笑小故事小笑话 带翻译 -
    黎彪虞  ______ 故事发生在一个酒吧里. 某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道:“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?” “是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?” 男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……” “我不信,我的...

    15082859757:   英语小笑话带翻译An elderly lawyer was about to die.One day he told his wife he had come up with a - 作业帮
    黎彪虞  ______[答案] “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.” “I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollar...

    15082859757:   英语小笑话有翻译 -
    黎彪虞  ______ A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, ...