英语笑话简单易懂爆笑
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1、 兵兵：“真倒霉！我算术考试吃了个‘鸭蛋’，爷爷骂我是‘小混蛋’，妈妈骂我是‘大笨蛋’，还是爸爸干脆……”丁丁：“他没骂你？”兵兵：“他叫我马上‘滚蛋’！ ”2、 三个小朋友在江边夸耀自己的爷爷。甲说：我爷爷水性特别好，在水中能潜10分钟！乙说：我爷爷是最棒的，有一次他在...
最爆笑的短笑话积极 急急急急急急急急急 我来答 4个回答 #热议# 得了狂犬病会有什么症状? rhfeng 2010-12-30 知道答主 回答量:46 采纳率:0% 帮助的人:5万 我也去答题访问个人页 关注 展开全部 1、八岁的小明还不会说话,父母为此很是烦恼。一天早上,小明看到桌上的早餐,突然开口...
1、今晚上网，旺旺突然跳了出来窗口来对我说：“亲，我怀孕了”哥顿时一惊，心说自己没闯什么祸吧？正发愣，那人又说：“明天去医院检查。”心想你丫到底是谁，难道还要我陪你去检查，想讹我不成？正琢磨着，那人又说：“只能后天给你发货了”。2、我和朋友去花店买花，看到一盆含羞草，手欠捅...
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爆笑笑话如下：1、某人骑车，闻路人狂吼：go，go，go...心想妈的我也会唱：奥来奥来哦...话音未落一头栽进沟里，路人骂道：告诉你沟沟沟还骑!摔死活该。2、从前，有一个妇女。她生了两个孩子，一个叫地球一个叫屁股。有一天屁股不见了，妈妈就带着地球去警察局找屁股到了警察局。妈妈说，警...
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5、女儿对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸，爸爸把脐带连着胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说，婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，后来就成了肚脐。 女儿说∶那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？6、有一天，小明跟爸爸出去玩，到了吃饭的时候，爸爸领着他走到一家小饭馆门口，小明死活不进去，爸爸问...
好笑的短信。。。1.跟你当这么久的朋友，你一直都很关心我，我却时常给你添麻烦，真不知该怎么报答你...所以...下辈子作牛作马...我一定会拔草给你吃的...2．没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！就跟你说没事了你还按个屁啊！
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超搞笑的有幽默笑话 1. 做人要低调，就比如我这么帅，我都没说出来。2. 那些长得特别帅，自己却浑然不知的人真的很可怜，所以，请经常提醒我。3. 我们之间没有缘分，全靠我颜值死撑。4. 每次去逛街，都有很多人给我发小广告、小传单，唉，这就是我，美得令人发纸。5. 当初那个可爱的我早...
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