100篇简短英语笑话
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幽默的英语笑话短文 篇1 The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient,"For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist,or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician." The patient was...
关于英语的小短笑话 人类历史上，人自从有了语言，就已经出现了开玩笑的语言，我收集了关于英语的小短笑话，欢迎阅读。关于英语的小短笑话【一】 One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to ...
关于简短易懂的英语小笑话篇一 a film crew was on location deep in the desert. one day an old indian went up to the director and said, "it will rain tomorrow." the next day it rained.一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处进行拍摄。一天，一个印度老人来到导演面前对他说：“明天会...
1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡...
最简短的英语笑话篇1 嫩的稀奇!Like most colleges，the food at St. Mary's College of Maryland scores low marks for both quality and variety.One exception is our annual steak-and-shrimp night;but even this cari t escape the critics.像很多大学一样，玛丽兰的圣·玛丽学院的...
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最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了。英语笑话(二)He is really somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-...
简单简短的英语笑话 导语：也许你看过很多笑话，但应该很少看英语的笑话。下面我给大家收集整理了简单简短的英语笑话，希望大家喜欢。The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September."George,how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her,Mother,...
经典英语幽默笑话 经典英语幽默笑话一：Early ShopperIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," replied the judge, "...
1、Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"...
18646196868： 最简单又最搞笑的英语笑话 -
时盛黄 ______ My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please ...
18646196868： 谁有一条一百多词的英语笑话,越简单越好 -
时盛黄 ______ 英语笑话(一) He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人. -- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的? -- 墓...
18646196868： 简单而幽默的英语笑话,带中文翻译 -
时盛黄 ______ too Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.医生:听上去你咳嗽今天好多了.病人:应该如此.我昨晚练习了一整夜.
18646196868： 跪求一篇英语笑话(附上中文),100个字左右 -
时盛黄 ______ 1.Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But ...
18646196868： 谁有即简短又好笑的英语笑话?最好单词在30个以内,好懂.拜托各位大神 -
时盛黄 ______ 英语短笑话:荒唐的信 Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other. “Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in ...
18646196868： 英语笑话,要又简单又短小又幽默 -
时盛黄 ______ A Dollar Per Point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the ...
18646196868： 英语笑话(简单点,看得懂的,附中文,越多越好)
时盛黄 ______ A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the man says: ＂God, ...
18646196868： 要一个非常简单的英语小笑话 -
时盛黄 ______ 您好: Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slowly＂. 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:＂学校----慢行.＂ Mother:...
18646196868： 英语简短笑话
时盛黄 ______ People laugh and people cry, Some give up and some always try, Some say hi and some say ＂bye＂, Some will forget you but never I: ＂Happy New Year!＂ True, I never lie! 一中国人在美国街头目睹一起车祸,警察到现场后问他车祸经过,他回答:“One car come one car go,two car peng_peng_,one car diea.＂警察嗯了一声转身向其他目击证人取证.
18646196868： 英语简短小笑话
时盛黄 ______ I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, ＂What happened?＂ ＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan. ＂Would you recognize him if you saw him again?＂ asked his mother. ＂I'd know him any where,＂ said ...
