简短的英语冷笑话带翻译

简短的英语冷笑话带翻译

　　导语：笑话话是一种新兴的语言现象,伴随着网络的普及它已经渗透到了青年群体的日常生活,偶尔爆出的一两句冷笑话能使交流氛围变得轻松愉悦,也能展示交谈者的幽默和智慧。我整理了短一些英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

　　短一些英语笑话带翻译篇一

　　before the final examination, tom told his mother, "mom, i had a dream last night that i'd passed today's exam."

　　在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”

　　"don't trust dreams, dear. it is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." mother replied.

　　“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

　　"then i do hope i'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," tom said.

　　“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

　　短一些英语笑话带翻译篇二

　　mother asked her little boy, darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

　　母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?

　　nothing, mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and i told her three.

　　儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。

　　短一些英语笑话带翻译篇三

　　reggie: we have got a new dog. would you like to come around and play with him?

　　里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?

　　ron: well, i don't know---does he bite?

　　罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?

　　reggie: that's what i want to find out.

　　里基：这正是我想要查明的。

　　短一些英语笑话带翻译篇四

　　one day after school the teacher said to his students, "tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, i will permit him or her to go home earlier."

　　一天，放学以后，老师对他的.学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。”

　　the next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed(涂抹) . he was very angry and asked, "who did it? please stand up!" "it's me," said bob, "now, i can go home. good-bye, sir."

　　第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问：“谁涂的?请站起来!”鲍勃说：“先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见!”

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