两人幽默的英语口语对话
【篇一】两人幽默的英语口语对话
Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous.
伦纳德在为他的约会作准备，有些紧张。
Leonard: How do I look?
伦纳德:我看起来怎么样?
Sheldon: Could you be more specific?
谢尔登:你能更具体些吗?
Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
伦纳德:你能看出我在冒汗吗?
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.What time is your date?
伦纳德:不能。你腋下深色的新月状图案将其隐藏得很好。你几点约会?
Leonard: 6:30.
伦纳德:6点半。
Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate.
谢尔登:太好了。那你还有2小时15分钟，让那片稠密的人造纤维分子云消散。
Leonard: Is it too much?
伦纳德:汗很多吗?
Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team.
谢尔登:如果你是橄榄球队员就不算多。
【篇二】两人幽默的英语口语对话
Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
儿子：妈妈，如果有人打碎了你的花瓶，你会怎么办?
Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
妈妈：我要揍他，还不让他吃晚饭就去睡觉!
Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !
儿子：好了，你准备好拖鞋吧，爸爸刚把那只花瓶摔碎了。
【篇三】两人幽默的英语口语对话
A Hi Bob, are you all right? You look quite disturbed to me.
B Well, I'm all right I guess.it's just that..
A Don't worry, you can tell me what's going on, maybe I can help you out.
B Well, I just broke up with my girlfriend.
A Really? I'm sorry to hear that. So how come you broke up with her?
B You see, she wanted to stay with me all the time, but I have my own work.
A An, that's so sad to hear. May be she just hope you to company her.
B But I'm really very busy.
A Ok.Maybe it is beneficial for you.
B What is you meaning?
A Do not worry! In fact, that girl don not understand you is not Suitable for you.After all, they are girls. They can not understand the world of boys.Comparing with them, boys can understand your world better. And they will not badger with you. So you will have your own time to Pay attention to those you love. So why not get aboyfriend.
B E….. That sounds great. Maybe you are right. Since that, why not we be together.
A yeh…. that is also my idea.
【篇四】两人幽默的英语口语对话
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?
男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you
can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.
女:Well, that makes sense?!
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