英语笑话小短文带翻译
英语笑话小短文带翻译如下：
1、Good Boy.
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.
“You’re a good boy,” said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子：小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”
2、Cat and Mice.
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend."A cat," answered Mrs Brown.
"You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them.""But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend."So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
猫和老鼠：布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道。“一只小猫”。
布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。
让孩子学习英语的好处：
1、强竞争力。
在全球化的时代背景下，英语已经成为企业和机构招聘人才的标准之一。掌握英语可以让孩子在未来的求职市场上更具有竞争力。
2、拓宽视野。
学习英语可以让孩子接触到更多的国际信息和文化。通过阅读英文书籍、观看英文电影等，孩子们可以了解到全球范围内的知识和文化。
3、提高学习能力。
学习英语可以培养孩子的语言能力、思维能力和创造力。这些能力对于孩子的学习和生活都非常有帮助。
4、增强自信心。
掌握英语可以让孩子更加自信地与外国人沟通交流，增强自己的社交能力和人际关系。
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